{"id":72,"date":"2009-02-21T08:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T15:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=72"},"modified":"2009-09-30T08:12:49","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T15:12:49","slug":"an-obviously-unjust-verdict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"An Obviously Unjust Verdict"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I warning you Judge, I&#8217;m gonna&#8217; appeal<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8216;Cause these twelve aren&#8217;t a jury of my peers<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">None of them are as good-looking as me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Their schooling pales next to my Ph.D.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Heads of state never ask for their advice<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Party planners don&#8217;t sculpt their busts in ice<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Their 401Ks aren&#8217;t fully vested<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And they weren&#8217;t just recently arrested<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">There&#8217;s no way you can think this jury&#8217;s like me still<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8216;Specially since onion bagels don&#8217;t drive them to kill<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-8419242682148401986?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I warning you Judge, I&#8217;m gonna&#8217; appeal &#8216;Cause these twelve aren&#8217;t a jury of my peers None of them are as good-looking as me Their schooling pales next to my Ph.D. Heads of state never ask for their advice Party planners don&#8217;t sculpt their busts in ice Their 401Ks aren&#8217;t fully vested And they weren&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[81,48,39,70],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":920,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}