{"id":726,"date":"2009-08-31T19:23:58","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T02:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=726"},"modified":"2010-05-08T08:11:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T15:11:28","slug":"awkward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=726","title":{"rendered":"Awkward"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Bagel-head tweens in their skinny-legged jeans<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Oft make me sneer, pucker and pout<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I hear their crusts cracking and smell hygiene lacking<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And generally get all creeped out<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But once in a while a kid makes me smile<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">By toasting with style and grace<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Tho it not long lasts, as he soon feels he has<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">To pop a big squirting onion on his face<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bagel-head tweens in their skinny-legged jeans Oft make me sneer, pucker and pout I hear their crusts cracking and smell hygiene lacking And generally get all creeped out But once in a while a kid makes me smile By toasting with style and grace Tho it not long lasts, as he soon feels he has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19,60,51,262],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=726"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1524,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726\/revisions\/1524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}