{"id":73,"date":"2009-02-22T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T04:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=73"},"modified":"2009-09-30T08:11:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T15:11:46","slug":"after-a-nap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"after a nap"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">stretch!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">stretch!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you sleepy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">kick your napkin<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">off<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to\u00a0the floor<\/span><\/address>\n<div>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">touch the<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">dried onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">riverbed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">running\u00a0from<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">your ever-<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">yawning hole<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">greet your<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">reflection<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">in stainless steel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and wipe<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that crust<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">from<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">your eyes<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-3267403349115166105?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stretch! stretch! you sleepy bagel kick your napkin off to\u00a0the floor touch the dried onion riverbed running\u00a0from your ever- yawning hole greet your reflection in stainless steel and wipe that crust from your eyes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[106,67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":919,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}