{"id":735,"date":"2009-09-02T19:18:45","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T02:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=735"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:21:19","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:21:19","slug":"ill-admit-i-wiped-my-mouth-on-the-cat-if-you-admit-you-dont-respect-my-right-to-privacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll admit I wiped my mouth on the cat, if you admit you don&#8217;t respect my right to privacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So what tipped you off?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The onion crumbs under his collar,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or the Pep\u00e9 Le Pew smear of cream cheese down his back?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And what, might I ask, are you doing here again anyway?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Aren&#8217;t you supposed to be at work?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what tipped you off? The onion crumbs under his collar, or the Pep\u00e9 Le Pew smear of cream cheese down his back? And what, might I ask, are you doing here again anyway? Aren&#8217;t you supposed to be at work?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[102,285,277,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1612,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/1612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}