{"id":738,"date":"2009-09-03T23:10:55","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T06:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=738"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:20:21","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:20:21","slug":"man-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=738","title":{"rendered":"man hands"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m a somewhat sexy man<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with fairly sexy, manly hands<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">they hold my briefcase while at work<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and punch walls when i go berserk<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">they gut the blue gill that i caught<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and stroke my beard when i&#8217;m in thought<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">they&#8217;re calloused in the yard and such<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but women find them soft to touch<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">yet my palms reach their sexiest<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">when on them onion bagels rest<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m a somewhat sexy man with fairly sexy, manly hands they hold my briefcase while at work and punch walls when i go berserk they gut the blue gill that i caught and stroke my beard when i&#8217;m in thought they&#8217;re calloused in the yard and such but women find them soft to touch yet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[197,98,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1611,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions\/1611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}