{"id":740,"date":"2009-09-04T23:15:27","date_gmt":"2009-09-05T06:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=740"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:19:23","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:19:23","slug":"nice-onions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=740","title":{"rendered":"nice onions"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">why you staring at my shirt?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m not gawking at <\/span><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you, plus<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">even if you thought i was<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i guarantee you that i were&#8217;t<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">can&#8217;t i wear stuff that i like?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">some pants, this shirt, maybe a hat<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">without you bein all like<\/span><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> that?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that horse you&#8217;re on is so low \u2013 psych!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you shirt-lookers are all the same<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">think your rules should lead every game<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">if you ask me, my shirt&#8217;s legit \u2013<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">it just says &#8220;show your bagels&#8221; on it<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>why you staring at my shirt? i&#8217;m not gawking at you, plus even if you thought i was i guarantee you that i were&#8217;t can&#8217;t i wear stuff that i like? some pants, this shirt, maybe a hat without you bein all like that? that horse you&#8217;re on is so low \u2013 psych! you shirt-lookers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[250,13,284],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1609,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions\/1609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}