{"id":75,"date":"2009-02-24T18:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T01:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=75"},"modified":"2009-09-30T08:10:11","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T15:10:11","slug":"in-defense-of-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"In defense of food"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Don&#8217;t call my bagel fat<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you foul-mouthed freak<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It&#8217;s soft &#8217;cause it&#8217;s not stale<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It&#8217;s fluffy &#8217;cause yeast rises<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It&#8217;s round &#8217;cause it&#8217;s a ring<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(Besides, it&#8217;s just big-onioned)<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-8503283698832325781?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t call my bagel fat you foul-mouthed freak It&#8217;s soft &#8217;cause it&#8217;s not stale It&#8217;s fluffy &#8217;cause yeast rises It&#8217;s round &#8217;cause it&#8217;s a ring (Besides, it&#8217;s just big-onioned)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[7,30],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":917,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}