{"id":757,"date":"2009-09-08T22:38:38","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T05:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=757"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:11:12","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:11:12","slug":"thanks-for-the-rhyme-zach-galifianakis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=757","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for the rhyme, Zach Galifianakis"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Smelly bag of onion bagels rotting in the sun<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It&#8217;s such a shame to see you go to waste<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Though I know decaying rings aren&#8217;t good for anyone<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I can&#8217;t help but long for just a taste<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I want to feel the crush of moldy fuzz against my teeth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Gorging on you right here in the yard<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then break your crust and tongue the putrid liquid underneath<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u2014 Does that make me some sort of retard?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smelly bag of onion bagels rotting in the sun It&#8217;s such a shame to see you go to waste Though I know decaying rings aren&#8217;t good for anyone I can&#8217;t help but long for just a taste I want to feel the crush of moldy fuzz against my teeth Gorging on you right here in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[205,273,107,63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1602,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions\/1602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}