{"id":77,"date":"2009-02-26T22:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T05:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2009-09-30T08:08:34","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T15:08:34","slug":"the-beginning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"The Beginning"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Ring that bagel &#8217;round the moon!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Sprinkle the stars with onions!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Cut the comets with butter knives, and<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Smother the cosmos in cream cheese!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Plug your toasters into the sun<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And dial them up to <\/span>Darkest!<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">We&#8217;ve got a world of work to do<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So we really mustn&#8217;t skip breakfast!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ring that bagel &#8217;round the moon! Sprinkle the stars with onions! Cut the comets with butter knives, and Smother the cosmos in cream cheese! Plug your toasters into the sun And dial them up to Darkest! We&#8217;ve got a world of work to do So we really mustn&#8217;t skip breakfast!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[96,100,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":915,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}