{"id":774,"date":"2009-09-11T19:51:37","date_gmt":"2009-09-12T02:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=774"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:06:55","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:06:55","slug":"limerick-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=774","title":{"rendered":"Limerick #7"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Today when I sat down to breakfast<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I threw a gosh darn bullshoot heck fest<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I had to complain,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For my bagel was plain \u2013<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">What a hot tranny onionless wrecked mess<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today when I sat down to breakfast I threw a gosh darn bullshoot heck fest I had to complain, For my bagel was plain \u2013 What a hot tranny onionless wrecked mess<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[37,280],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1597,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions\/1597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}