{"id":779,"date":"2009-09-12T23:51:02","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T06:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=779"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:05:56","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:05:56","slug":"i-hate-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=779","title":{"rendered":"I hate football"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Crooked referees with your pocket full of lies<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Revising history right before my very eyes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Saying plays are legal even though they&#8217;re not allowed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Showing zero shame in pandering to the home crowd<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You clearly have no problem selling out your very souls<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I bet you&#8217;d even call my onion bagels\u00a0jelly rolls<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crooked referees with your pocket full of lies Revising history right before my very eyes Saying plays are legal even though they&#8217;re not allowed Showing zero shame in pandering to the home crowd You clearly have no problem selling out your very souls I bet you&#8217;d even call my onion bagels\u00a0jelly rolls<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[231,93,194],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1596,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions\/1596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}