{"id":78,"date":"2009-02-27T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T02:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2009-09-30T08:07:44","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T15:07:44","slug":"its-party-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Party Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It&#8217;s okay if the sour cream has turned<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or if the saut\u00e9ed garlic got completely burned<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Don&#8217;t worry that the avocado&#8217;s black<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or that the roasted peppers liquified right in their sack<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Who really cares if the cheese is mostly mold<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or the center of the chicken breast is still a little cold<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8216;Cause even the vilest, most revolting dip<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">tastes pretty damn good on an onion bagel chip<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s okay if the sour cream has turned or if the saut\u00e9ed garlic got completely burned Don&#8217;t worry that the avocado&#8217;s black or that the roasted peppers liquified right in their sack Who really cares if the cheese is mostly mold or the center of the chicken breast is still a little cold &#8216;Cause even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[26,42,104,63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":914,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}