{"id":793,"date":"2009-09-16T20:58:12","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T03:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=793"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:01:00","slug":"forever-selfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=793","title":{"rendered":"Forever Selfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;ve had my share of onion bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and told my share of lies<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Like &#8220;I&#8217;m all out of onion bagels&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">when I had vast supplies<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But sadly I can&#8217;t blame these fibs<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">on errors of my youth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For even in old age my hungry<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">mouth tells this untruth<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had my share of onion bagels and told my share of lies Like &#8220;I&#8217;m all out of onion bagels&#8221; when I had vast supplies But sadly I can&#8217;t blame these fibs on errors of my youth For even in old age my hungry mouth tells this untruth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[109,142,93],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=793"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1591,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions\/1591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}