{"id":795,"date":"2009-09-17T16:31:47","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T23:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=795"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:00:10","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:00:10","slug":"olde-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"Olde Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I dropped my bag upon the cobblestone,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And all my cherished things were strewn about:<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My phone and wallet, sunglasses and keys,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">A tin of breath mints I&#8217;d not opened yet,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Some tokens for the bus I had to take,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And flowers for the girl I&#8217;d ride it to,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">A nearly finished thesis manuscript,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My passport, birth certificate, false teeth,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(Some real teeth and a couple fingertips)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And several handfuls of pure gold doubloons.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Though this did not upset me much at all,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I wept to see my onion bagel fall.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dropped my bag upon the cobblestone, And all my cherished things were strewn about: My phone and wallet, sunglasses and keys, A tin of breath mints I&#8217;d not opened yet, Some tokens for the bus I had to take, And flowers for the girl I&#8217;d ride it to, A nearly finished thesis manuscript, My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[21,12,121],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1589,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/1589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}