{"id":80,"date":"2009-03-01T20:42:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T03:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2009-10-06T08:36:32","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:36:32","slug":"dont-you-on-the-other-hand-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"don&#8217;t you <i>on the other hand<\/i> me"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">there are two sides<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to every story<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">just like<\/span><\/address>\n<div>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">there are two halves<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to every onion bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">unless you don&#8217;t<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">cut it in half<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">which is<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a weird thing<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to do<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to a perfectly good story<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">anyways<\/span><\/address>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there are two sides to every story just like there are two halves to every onion bagel unless you don&#8217;t cut it in half which is a weird thing to do to a perfectly good story anyways<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,149],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1007,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/1007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}