{"id":81,"date":"2009-03-02T23:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T06:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2009-10-06T08:35:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:35:09","slug":"the-bagelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"The Bagelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">First he picked the Sesame<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but when he sent the Other away,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The rivers pouring from his eyes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">his true feelings did betray<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The memories of departed love<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">were not ones he could shake,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So when he had a second chance<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he said this was a mistake<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He broke the fresh-baked Bagel heart<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">of the first one that he chose,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then wisely offered his Onion love<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the last and final rose<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-6984791221809675768?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First he picked the Sesame but when he sent the Other away, The rivers pouring from his eyes his true feelings did betray The memories of departed love were not ones he could shake, So when he had a second chance he said this was a mistake He broke the fresh-baked Bagel heart of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90,8,53,52,68],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1006,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/1006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}