{"id":810,"date":"2009-09-21T22:43:40","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T05:43:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=810"},"modified":"2010-05-10T08:13:44","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T15:13:44","slug":"orientation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=810","title":{"rendered":"Orientation"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;m the boss here<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So do things my way,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You boil what I want<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And bake when I say<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Your hat is white paper<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Your apron is checkered,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Keep them both clean<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Or it goes on your record<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">If I find an onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">In the poppy seed station,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You won&#8217;t get a warning<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You&#8217;ll be on probation<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">If my yeast goes bad<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8216;Cause you overstocked,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;m not even joking<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Your paycheck gets docked<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Don&#8217;t bring me cream cheese<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">When I wanted schmear,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">One phone call from me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Could destroy your career<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Just keep the holes hollow<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And your attitude in line,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Don&#8217;t ever dare cross me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And you&#8217;ll do just fine<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m the boss here So do things my way, You boil what I want And bake when I say Your hat is white paper Your apron is checkered, Keep them both clean Or it goes on your record If I find an onion In the poppy seed station, You won&#8217;t get a warning You&#8217;ll be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[282,26,278,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=810"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1606,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810\/revisions\/1606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}