{"id":82,"date":"2009-03-03T12:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T19:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2009-10-06T08:34:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:34:09","slug":"youre-lucky-youre-so-oniony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"you&#8217;re lucky you&#8217;re so oniony"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bad bagel!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bad bad bad!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you are a very bad<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bad bad bagel!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bad bagel!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bad!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8230;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">oh<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">who am i kidding?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i can&#8217;t stay<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">mad<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">at you<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-5223558031405360248?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bad bagel! bad bad bad! you are a very bad bad bad bagel! bad bagel! bad! &#8230; oh who am i kidding? i can&#8217;t stay mad at you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[37],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}