{"id":820,"date":"2009-09-22T20:05:10","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T03:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=820"},"modified":"2010-05-10T07:51:03","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T14:51:03","slug":"liar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=820","title":{"rendered":"liar"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">there&#8217;s nothing to see here<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i haven&#8217;t changed a thing<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">just ordered my usual,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">an onion-flavored ring<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you know these onion bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">are all i ever eat<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so keep your distance &#8217;cause they make<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my breath smell just like feet<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">it&#8217;s true this bagel&#8217;s onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">why would i ever lie?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but please don&#8217;t come and sit with me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you&#8217;ll make me feel too shy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you&#8217;ve pulled away my napkin <\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and now my cover&#8217;s blown<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">why couldn&#8217;t you leave me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and my\u00a0garlic bagel alone?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there&#8217;s nothing to see here i haven&#8217;t changed a thing just ordered my usual, an onion-flavored ring you know these onion bagels are all i ever eat so keep your distance &#8217;cause they make my breath smell just like feet it&#8217;s true this bagel&#8217;s onion why would i ever lie? but please don&#8217;t come and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90,93,277],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1582,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions\/1582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}