{"id":830,"date":"2009-09-24T21:29:31","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T04:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=830"},"modified":"2010-05-10T07:48:09","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T14:48:09","slug":"all-purpose-slacker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=830","title":{"rendered":"all-purpose slacker"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">shiftless sack of flour<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bound to no one<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but gravity<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">slinking ever securer in your paper pack<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">no thoughts of cookies<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or loaves<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or batches of onion bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> <\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">isn&#8217;t it time you\u00a0learned<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a little responsibility?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shiftless sack of flour bound to no one but gravity slinking ever securer in your paper pack no thoughts of cookies or loaves or batches of onion bagels isn&#8217;t it time you\u00a0learned a little responsibility?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[175,67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1578,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions\/1578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}