{"id":841,"date":"2009-09-26T21:50:03","date_gmt":"2009-09-27T04:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=841"},"modified":"2010-05-09T22:29:17","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T05:29:17","slug":"onion-junkie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=841","title":{"rendered":"onion junkie"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he&#8217;s an onion junkie<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he just can&#8217;t get enough<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that&#8217;s why you shouldn&#8217;t ever<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">get hooked on the stuff<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">his eyelids twitch and<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">his palms are all sweaty<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he grates it like cheese<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">onto his spaghetti<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">in bagels and soups<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">alone fried and bloomin&#8217;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that guy eats more onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">than should any human<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he&#8217;s dingy and smelly<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and looks really strange<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">ignore what he says<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and don&#8217;t give him change<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he&#8217;s an onion junkie he just can&#8217;t get enough that&#8217;s why you shouldn&#8217;t ever get hooked on the stuff his eyelids twitch and his palms are all sweaty he grates it like cheese onto his spaghetti in bagels and soups alone fried and bloomin&#8217; that guy eats more onion than should any human he&#8217;s dingy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[125,183,206],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=841"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1574,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions\/1574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}