{"id":86,"date":"2009-03-07T11:42:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-07T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2009-10-06T08:31:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:31:00","slug":"room-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Room Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I drank too many alcohols<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">To keep my thoughts in order<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So when he brought my breakfast<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I lambasted the porter<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And said he was a commie<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">That his wife looked just like Stalin<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And then I threw some bottles<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Which made him put a call in<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">To the mens in charge<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Who were quite large<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And they gave me sneers<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">While I pounded beers<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But I didn&#8217;t care<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And I let them stare<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I kicked up my feet<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But when I went to eat<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The tray was filled with bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Yet when I sorted through that junk<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Not a one of thems was onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And I knew I&#8217;d ordered drunk<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I drank too many alcohols To keep my thoughts in order So when he brought my breakfast I lambasted the porter And said he was a commie That his wife looked just like Stalin And then I threw some bottles Which made him put a call in To the mens in charge Who were quite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,138,144,12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1001,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/1001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}