{"id":89,"date":"2009-03-10T23:53:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T06:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2009-10-06T08:25:13","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:25:13","slug":"ma-bagel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Ma Bagel"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Ma Bagel used to run this town<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and everybody in it<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">She held the House Reps in Her palm<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and puppeteered the Senate<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Unchecked Her business crushed the hopes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">of each entrepreneur<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">If you craved onions, wheats or plains<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you had to go through Her<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Her reach was omnipresent<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with prices nearing rape<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">She ruled all with a Doughy Fist<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that no one could escape<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">When finally a lawsuit took<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Her hands from the controls<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The hungry people growled no more<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8220;Ma has me by the holes!&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-9173210687635794379?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma Bagel used to run this town and everybody in it She held the House Reps in Her palm and puppeteered the Senate Unchecked Her business crushed the hopes of each entrepreneur If you craved onions, wheats or plains you had to go through Her Her reach was omnipresent with prices nearing rape She ruled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[114,90,145,144,48],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":997,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}