{"id":9,"date":"2008-12-20T07:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-20T14:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=9"},"modified":"2009-09-29T12:32:30","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T19:32:30","slug":"everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">seems oh so overwhelming<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Nothing<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">feels a little too Plain<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Seeds of all sorts<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">tend to bunch up my shorts<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And Garlic<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">leaves a bad taste\u00a0in my brain<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Wheat<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">what a wasted opportunity<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Salt<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">makes me thirsty as a flea<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Cheese Ones are disquieting<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(they make me feel like dieting)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And Egg<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">would revolt the bourgeoisie<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Raisins<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">only serve to clog my toaster<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Chocolate<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">will destroy you just like meth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Jalapenos, leave me be<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For there&#8217;s just one kind for me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Give me Onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or give me a swift death!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>seems oh so overwhelming Nothing feels a little too Plain Seeds of all sorts tend to bunch up my shorts And Garlic leaves a bad taste\u00a0in my brain Wheat what a wasted opportunity Salt makes me thirsty as a flea Cheese Ones are disquieting (they make me feel like dieting) And Egg would revolt the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[40,47,90],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":898,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}