{"id":91,"date":"2009-03-12T21:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T04:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2009-10-06T08:22:40","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:22:40","slug":"spring-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"spring cleaning"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">if<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you find<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">while<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you are<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">vacuuming<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the couch cushions<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">please<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">do not<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">shed a tear<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">if it<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">is\u00a0onion,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">shed several.<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-2479006053307724784?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>if you find a bagel while you are vacuuming the couch cushions please do not shed a tear but if it is\u00a0onion, shed several.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[52,95,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":994,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}