{"id":93,"date":"2009-03-14T20:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-15T03:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2009-10-06T08:21:04","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:21:04","slug":"belly-bomber-%e2%80%93or%e2%80%93-what-are-fred-schneider-cindy-wilson-and-kate-pierson-gonna-eat-for-breakfast-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"Belly Bomber \u2013or\u2013 What are Fred Schneider, Cindy Wilson and Kate Pierson Gonna&#8217; Eat for Breakfast Now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I ate me a bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">was as big as a house<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and it&#8217;s heading on down<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my digestive tract<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I had me a bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">coulda&#8217; fed about twenty<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but I ate it all<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and now my burps taste oniony<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-6402502985430107894?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ate me a bagel was as big as a house and it&#8217;s heading on down my digestive tract I had me a bagel coulda&#8217; fed about twenty but I ate it all and now my burps taste oniony<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[141,142,36],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":991,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}