{"id":950,"date":"2009-10-01T19:12:51","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T02:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=950"},"modified":"2009-10-01T19:16:47","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T02:16:47","slug":"overindulgence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=950","title":{"rendered":"Overdoing It"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">In case you wonder why this morning finds me with a frown,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And why I grab my temples like some throbbing weighted crown,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The answer is as clear as my butt cheeks are through this gown:<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I had too many onion bagels last night on the town.<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you wonder why this morning finds me with a frown, And why I grab my temples like some throbbing weighted crown, The answer is as clear as my butt cheeks are through this gown: I had too many onion bagels last night on the town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,122],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":953,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions\/953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}