Green Onion Bagel (IV)
It snatched its
Sierra Club handbag
Hopped in its
hybrid two-door
And drove the delicatessen’s recyclables to the center
And drove the delicatessen’s recyclables to the center
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Text Message From the Delicatessen
Your bagel has been canceled
due to inclement weather
PLEASE DO NOT HIT REPLY
You’ve already been rescheduled for the next available bagel: TUESDAY 6:05 PM
We apologize for any inconvenience and we’ve upgraded you to “onion” at no additional charge.
You’ve already been rescheduled for the next available bagel: TUESDAY 6:05 PM
We apologize for any inconvenience and we’ve upgraded you to “onion” at no additional charge.
