Archive for April, 2009
Dude with a neck Band-Aid
hey Dude
what’s shakin
and why is there a Band-Aid
on your neck?
odd place for a Band-Aid if you ask me seein as i’ve never needed one there before
did Somebody with a bread knife mistake your neck for a bagel or somethin?
i’m just glad that bagels don’t have Jugular Veins blood and onion don’t mix
odd place for a Band-Aid if you ask me seein as i’ve never needed one there before
did Somebody with a bread knife mistake your neck for a bagel or somethin?
i’m just glad that bagels don’t have Jugular Veins blood and onion don’t mix
29
04 2009
single serving cream cheese container
you know you got it goin’ on
everything i want
and need in one
conveniently pocketable package
i long to touch you to feel your cool against my warm fingertips taking hold lifting lustfully on your waiting lid
and now it is time to spread my blade begins you are smooth and you are generous but only at first
for midway through my onion bagel’s second half you empty leaving me — and the promise you made — forever unfulfilled
i long to touch you to feel your cool against my warm fingertips taking hold lifting lustfully on your waiting lid
and now it is time to spread my blade begins you are smooth and you are generous but only at first
for midway through my onion bagel’s second half you empty leaving me — and the promise you made — forever unfulfilled
28
04 2009
time to celebrate
hit the rock
now boom! let’s blow it up
then pump your fist in circles
and bark just like a pup
raise the roof a chest bump in midair! let’s wave our limbs around as if we just don’t care
kick your heels spirit fingers full of pride now line up all our friends for the electric slide!
silent cheer! gimme five! no gimme ten! we’re having onion bagels for our breakfast again!
raise the roof a chest bump in midair! let’s wave our limbs around as if we just don’t care
kick your heels spirit fingers full of pride now line up all our friends for the electric slide!
silent cheer! gimme five! no gimme ten! we’re having onion bagels for our breakfast again!
27
04 2009
row 32
tiny stewardess
slinking down the aisle
active little hands
serving snack after snack after snack
you smile, share a laugh shuffle through your shelves so long at each row! so many more to go if you’re out of onion bagels when you reach my seat i’m bringing down this goddamned airplane so help me jesus
you smile, share a laugh shuffle through your shelves so long at each row! so many more to go if you’re out of onion bagels when you reach my seat i’m bringing down this goddamned airplane so help me jesus
26
04 2009
time, cruel and heartless, what is it that you have done with my child?
my bagel used to be clean cut
he’d do as he was told
but since he started growing up
he’s gotten rather bold
he hangs out with these seedy types and does distasteful things like smoking back behind the school and blowing onion rings
the girls he sees all have pierced holes and smell distinctly stale they look like they belong in some two-week-old baked goods sale
he skipped his prom and passed out at an all-night toaster rave and came home sporting sideburns — that’s just no way to behave!
he hangs out with these seedy types and does distasteful things like smoking back behind the school and blowing onion rings
the girls he sees all have pierced holes and smell distinctly stale they look like they belong in some two-week-old baked goods sale
he skipped his prom and passed out at an all-night toaster rave and came home sporting sideburns — that’s just no way to behave!
