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Haiku #14

new message received
explicit close-up of hole
onion bagel sext

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27

11 2009


by andy
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Haiku #13

they’re all a-f-k
in onion bagel chatrooms
w-t-f?

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19

11 2009


by andy
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Haiku #12

you dress bagels up
in precious onion onesies
crazed food pamperer

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16

11 2009


by andy
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Haiku #11

Out with garlic friend
Seated next to onion ex
Totally awkward

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10

10 2009


by andy
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Haiku #10

Packing dilemma:
Carry-on onion bagels
Or risk checking them?

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13

09 2009


by andy
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’80s Bagel

Feathered onion bangs
Wrapped in a neon napkin
Beeper clipped to crust

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14

08 2009


by andy
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Haiku #8

Onion bagel pair
From above: infinity
Edible karma

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08

07 2009


by andy
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Haiku #7

Top-to-bottom cut —
Good for onion treats to go,
Yet untoastable.

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18

05 2009


by andy
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Follow-up to Haiku #1 (Haiku #6)

Spiced English Mustard
Tasty and thought-provoking:
Did I judge too quick?

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23

03 2009


by andy
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Haiku #5

a little known fact
all our greatest presidents
ate onion bagels

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16

02 2009


by andy
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