Archive for the ‘haiku’Category

Haiku #4

I’ve been noticing
top halves are onionier.
You take the bottom.




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21

01 2009

Haiku #3

Proposed fad diet:
Don’t eat meat, fruit, cheese or nuts.
Just onion bagels.




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10

01 2009

Haiku #2

onion shavings fall
smooth golden surface revealed
manscaping bagel




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06

01 2009

Haiku #1

A note on toppings:
Cream cheese is acceptable.
End of discussion.




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12 2008