Don’t Do This (I)
I put all my bagels in one basket
Then scrambled them up just like eggs
Straight to the top, only onions did pop
So I gave them all some more shakes
And once I was sure they were shuffled (On this fact I knew I could swear) I looked at the bin — all onions again! The shock knocked me right to the floor
But during my drop it so happened I bumped the basket off the range And as they did fall, onions one and all They knocked something right in my brain
For though all my efforts at mixing Intended to diversify them I guess I forgot, all I ever bought Were bagels with onions inside them!
And once I was sure they were shuffled (On this fact I knew I could swear) I looked at the bin — all onions again! The shock knocked me right to the floor
But during my drop it so happened I bumped the basket off the range And as they did fall, onions one and all They knocked something right in my brain
For though all my efforts at mixing Intended to diversify them I guess I forgot, all I ever bought Were bagels with onions inside them!
