poems about onion bagels

growth

my onion bagel grew a beard

and ever since when i have smeared

cream cheese upon it i have feared

my butter knife would leave it sheared

(i bet its hairs would taste real weird)

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04 2009

by andy
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   noreply@blogger.com (Nicole) #

   04.26.2009 16:41

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   Are you contemplating shaving your beard for summer? I’m detecting a subtle theme here…