your test results are in
the hospital facilities
are all state of the art,
with sections for diseases
of the lungs, skin, brain and heart
yet doctors aren’t the only ones who meet such strict criteria, the bar’s set just as high down at the campus cafeteria
the freshest fruits and veggies are brought in every day, and pastas, meats and cheeses form a dazzling buffet
but probably the choicest part would be the bagel station, with every flavor known to man of ringéd dough temptation
plain, egg, garlic, sesame, blueberry, everything and countless others kneel before the mighty onion king
if you don’t want to taste all that or at least give just one lick, then turn around and see a nurse ’cause you are truly sick
yet doctors aren’t the only ones who meet such strict criteria, the bar’s set just as high down at the campus cafeteria
the freshest fruits and veggies are brought in every day, and pastas, meats and cheeses form a dazzling buffet
but probably the choicest part would be the bagel station, with every flavor known to man of ringéd dough temptation
plain, egg, garlic, sesame, blueberry, everything and countless others kneel before the mighty onion king
if you don’t want to taste all that or at least give just one lick, then turn around and see a nurse ’cause you are truly sick
