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Yesterday the bagel baker
swapped shops with the pizza maker
One threw onioned dough up high like it was a hand tossed pie, The other used a knife to thrust gaping holes in deep dish crust
The bagels came out of the fryers looking like deflated tires, While pizzas became topping bowls as melting cheese fell into holes
Neither pleased the cerebellum but no one had the heart to tell ’em
One threw onioned dough up high like it was a hand tossed pie, The other used a knife to thrust gaping holes in deep dish crust
The bagels came out of the fryers looking like deflated tires, While pizzas became topping bowls as melting cheese fell into holes
Neither pleased the cerebellum but no one had the heart to tell ’em
