A classically comedic misunderstanding from which hilarity ensues
The room key isn’t working,
so down the hall I’m lurking,
I tell the front desk lady but all that she is is smirking
So now I get hostile, and tell her to go dial, Her manager should hear of this but all she does is smile
About that time I see, between teeth two and three, A freshly chewed up remnant of onion bagel debris
It all was misconstrued, she wasn’t being rude, It’s just that a bread ring has got her in a real good mood
So I forgive that gaffe, embrace the hotel staff, And in the lobby we’ll share both a bagel and a laugh
So now I get hostile, and tell her to go dial, Her manager should hear of this but all she does is smile
About that time I see, between teeth two and three, A freshly chewed up remnant of onion bagel debris
It all was misconstrued, she wasn’t being rude, It’s just that a bread ring has got her in a real good mood
So I forgive that gaffe, embrace the hotel staff, And in the lobby we’ll share both a bagel and a laugh
