You Asked Me to Bagel-Sit
You asked me to bagel-sit,
so why is it that
you’re shocked to come home
from the place you’ve been at,
To find that your saucy-tongued
onion-filled brat
has been flattened and splattened
like a pestering gnat?
You asked me to bagel-sit; upon him I sat.
You asked me to bagel-sit; upon him I sat.
