Confession
I’m a churchgoing bagel, Heaven is my goal
I’m a God-fearing bagel, only He can save my soul
I’m a tolerating bagel, I won’t judge a jelly roll
I’m a virtue-laden bagel, which is something to extol
Yet I’m a weak-willed bagel when the Devil takes control and I can’t stop inserting objects in my onion hole
Yet I’m a weak-willed bagel when the Devil takes control and I can’t stop inserting objects in my onion hole
