Posts Tagged ‘marriage’
The Greatest Bagel Ever Boiled
It wasn’t a perfect “O”
like you’re thinking
more like an italicized “D“
And it wasn’t all that fresh
mere hours from being stale
in fact
And the onion flakes stuck to its sides
were more than a little
gummy
But when the old man took a bite he changed his mind And didn’t kill his wife after all
But when the old man took a bite he changed his mind And didn’t kill his wife after all
