good morning
it is a circle
it is an O
it is the look of
O GOD O NO
O PLEASE O PLEASE
it is horror
it is terror
it is a scream
it is a silent scream
it is an onion flavored silent scream
it is unable to save you
Posts Tagged ‘the alphabet’
O
is for onion
the bagel i like most
N is for not ever equating it
to toast – that would be insanity,
which is what the I is for, and if you try to
say it’s not, i’ll just come bust down your door
and i’ll wear a mask, and i’ll carry an axe
and a can of gas and a bunch of matches
and you’ll be all like, oh god, no! which in
case you didn’t get it is what the second O
is for, but i won’t even hear your pleas,
cause i’ll be busy creaming cheese
once you get a taste of these,
you’ll Never make that
error again
07
02 2009
The Greatest Bagel Ever Boiled
It wasn’t a perfect “O”
like you’re thinking
more like an italicized “D“
And it wasn’t all that fresh
mere hours from being stale
in fact
And the onion flakes stuck to its sides
were more than a little
gummy
But when the old man took a bite he changed his mind And didn’t kill his wife after all
But when the old man took a bite he changed his mind And didn’t kill his wife after all
