I Paid For It, Alright
I bought myself a bagel
Paid for it in cash
Took a little bite and gave
Myself a cream cheese ‘stache
Still I liked its flavor Sweet and oniony So my second, larger bite Made a cream cheese goatee
Blind to all the gawkers Who clearly thought me weird I bit the biggest bite of all And got a cream cheese beard
That’s when they all stood up Said to me “We’re through!” Where’d they get the nerve to cut short My job interview?
Still I liked its flavor Sweet and oniony So my second, larger bite Made a cream cheese goatee
Blind to all the gawkers Who clearly thought me weird I bit the biggest bite of all And got a cream cheese beard
That’s when they all stood up Said to me “We’re through!” Where’d they get the nerve to cut short My job interview?
