Posts Tagged ‘holidays’

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26

11 2009


by andy
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The Mother of All Bagel Poems – or – Who’s in the Mood for Brunch?

O, Onion Bagel
I honor you this day
For you feed me
You nourish me
You give me life from yours
You carry me through my mornings
And deliver me to each new-born day
You are wholesome
Tender
Warm
And true
So thank you, Dear Bagel
I will always love you

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10

05 2009


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Green Onion Bagel (VII)

Although
Often
Eaten by
O’Somethinged
Americans
Once
Every
Annum,

You never
Actually see them
Offered
In Ireland.

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17

03 2009


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sugarplums, schmugarplums

the only visions
i want dancing in my head
are
round
doughy
onion flavored
and jewish

happy holidays
everybody

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25

12 2008


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