Please Don’t Call The ASPCA
I think your dog is drunk
Did somebody feed it beer?
It’s lookin’ all glassy-eyed
And lecherous
Like it’d wanna hump my leg
If it had more energy
That dog’s stumbling in circles And barking at the toilet And forgetting to life its leg When it pees Pass me another onion bagel ‘Cause this is pretty fun to watch
That dog’s stumbling in circles And barking at the toilet And forgetting to life its leg When it pees Pass me another onion bagel ‘Cause this is pretty fun to watch
