Posts Tagged ‘entertainment’

very impressive

strongman at the circus
bending metal bars
lifting slabs of concrete
chewing week-old onion bagels
without even chipping a tooth


10 2009

Please Don’t Call The ASPCA

I think your dog is drunk
Did somebody feed it beer?
It’s lookin’ all glassy-eyed
And lecherous
Like it’d wanna hump my leg
If it had more energy

That dog’s stumbling in circles
And barking at the toilet
And forgetting to life its leg
When it pees
Pass me another onion bagel
‘Cause this is pretty fun to watch


05 2009