onion bar baby
i met her at an onion bar
i could see in her eyes she was gone pretty far
she said “look at my tattoo!” but she pointed to a scar
we danced at the onion bar
she pulled me in the bathroom smoke so thick you could scoop it with a spoon the music was muffled but the drums they still boomed we kissed in the bathroom
i said “how do i know you ain’t gonna bust me?” she said “didn’t i tell you you could never trust me?” i pulled out my toaster, but it was kinda rusty she had a bagel, and it was kinda musty
but that didn’t stop us
we sat around and ate some more we sat around and ate some more we sat around and ate and then
i tried to drop the bagel and grab onto her hips but she said “you gotta hold it steady, so the cream cheese doesn’t smear across my lips”
she pulled me in the bathroom smoke so thick you could scoop it with a spoon the music was muffled but the drums they still boomed we kissed in the bathroom
i said “how do i know you ain’t gonna bust me?” she said “didn’t i tell you you could never trust me?” i pulled out my toaster, but it was kinda rusty she had a bagel, and it was kinda musty
but that didn’t stop us
we sat around and ate some more we sat around and ate some more we sat around and ate and then
i tried to drop the bagel and grab onto her hips but she said “you gotta hold it steady, so the cream cheese doesn’t smear across my lips”
