a tissue tirade –or– putting your nose where it doesn’t belong
i take some real issues with soft facial tissues
being utilized as breakfast plates
they’ve many a feature that could make you reach your
wit’s end in desperate straits
when hot from the toaster your food needs a coaster to safeguard your palm’s tender skin but in this arena a tissue’s no Xena its armor’s insufficiently thin
also on this topic it would be myopic to think a mere Kleenex could guard from getting quite ripped each time that it’s gripped too tight against an onion shard
and you’ve got a brain disease if you like your cream cheese covered with fine tissue lint and unless you like tallow eating crust smeared with aloe is something you’ll wish that you didn’t
so throw that Scott’s from your hand and yell Puffs you be damned if you don’t want your mouth to feel crapped in for optimum flavor do your taste buds a favor and please put your bagel on a napkin
when hot from the toaster your food needs a coaster to safeguard your palm’s tender skin but in this arena a tissue’s no Xena its armor’s insufficiently thin
also on this topic it would be myopic to think a mere Kleenex could guard from getting quite ripped each time that it’s gripped too tight against an onion shard
and you’ve got a brain disease if you like your cream cheese covered with fine tissue lint and unless you like tallow eating crust smeared with aloe is something you’ll wish that you didn’t
so throw that Scott’s from your hand and yell Puffs you be damned if you don’t want your mouth to feel crapped in for optimum flavor do your taste buds a favor and please put your bagel on a napkin
