Ma Bagel
Ma Bagel used to run this town
and everybody in it
She held the House Reps in Her palm
and puppeteered the Senate
Unchecked Her business crushed the hopes of each entrepreneur If you craved onions, wheats or plains you had to go through Her
Her reach was omnipresent with prices nearing rape She ruled all with a Doughy Fist that no one could escape
When finally a lawsuit took Her hands from the controls The hungry people growled no more “Ma has me by the holes!”
Unchecked Her business crushed the hopes of each entrepreneur If you craved onions, wheats or plains you had to go through Her
Her reach was omnipresent with prices nearing rape She ruled all with a Doughy Fist that no one could escape
When finally a lawsuit took Her hands from the controls The hungry people growled no more “Ma has me by the holes!”
