Posts Tagged ‘horror’

a possible explanation as to why i woke up shouting “onion!” this morning

last night i dreamed
of two blades that gleamed
the first one sliced through a cheese that creamed

the second seemed
to be horror themed
when it cut the crust my bagel screamed

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26

07 2009


by andy
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“Pardon me, but these are not onions on my bagel”

My body’s been defeated
My mind just feels deflated
It’s like the waiter squatted on my meal and defecated

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22

06 2009


by andy
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Bagel Horror Movie Prequels

Can breathe

Fresh air
Into a stale series,

Plus show how all that onion dough
Got cursed

In the first place.

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14

06 2009


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Bagel Horror Movie Sequels

Show lots more

Slicing,
Crumbs,
And dried up
Onion bits

Than the originals.

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13

06 2009


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Bagel Horror Movies

Tend to include

Serrated knives,
Chase scenes through onion fields,
And toasters rigged

Not to pop.

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12

06 2009


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