time, cruel and heartless, what is it that you have done with my child?
my bagel used to be clean cut
he’d do as he was told
but since he started growing up
he’s gotten rather bold
he hangs out with these seedy types and does distasteful things like smoking back behind the school and blowing onion rings
the girls he sees all have pierced holes and smell distinctly stale they look like they belong in some two-week-old baked goods sale
he skipped his prom and passed out at an all-night toaster rave and came home sporting sideburns — that’s just no way to behave!
he hangs out with these seedy types and does distasteful things like smoking back behind the school and blowing onion rings
the girls he sees all have pierced holes and smell distinctly stale they look like they belong in some two-week-old baked goods sale
he skipped his prom and passed out at an all-night toaster rave and came home sporting sideburns — that’s just no way to behave!
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04 2009
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“blowing onion rings”
“pierced holes”
“all-night toaster rave”
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awesome.