poems about onion bagels

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If you want to smell pine trees, move to the forest,

A grove full of lemons is an olfactory bore-fest,

Flowery fragrances just aren’t up to par,

And your beater should not have the scent of new car.

So if you seek fresh auto air you’ll revere,

Just hang an onion bagel from your rearview mirror.

topics: cars, smells

if your tire runs flat

and you haven’t a spare

and also you’re a magical forest creature

try using a bagel

with tread made of onions

i know a guy who could get you quite a deal